The fact that JK Rowling made $300,000,000 in 2008 is astounding. Hurrah for her…hurrah hurrah. Mutter, mutter, mutter.
I’ll start working on the next killer series of novel that will put Stephenie Meyer in her vampire-romancing place.
Just need a good working title and a middle initial for my name.
The Half Light Prince of Twilight
By Anthony P. Lopes
Yessssssss…….that ought to do it……
You start that book with “Once upon a time” and you’re doomed! And make your name AP Lopes, that’s where it’s at
I think you should call yourself Ton Y Lopes or Lopes T Ony. LOL! The new in-thing is to have surnames for 1st names and visa versa too…
Also I hate Harry Potter. There, I said it. Don’t judge me!
All good advice, many thank yous and huzzah, may your tribe increase.
I will remember you both in the prologue.
Let us begin:
Sally glistened reluctantly over towards where Orla was busy plucking her druidic harpsichord. She jellied to her side and slithered softly “Who is that boy over there, alone in the corner? He looks so mysterious”.
Orla crackled her neck to face where Sally’s finger pointed and expectorated “It’s the Vampire Shaan, he’s so mysterious…”
Shaan noticed them not, but went on with picking the label on his Bloody Good Brew beer bottle. He hissed quietly, his foot tapping to the calamitous beats exuding from the DJ box. Harry the DJ was in dangerous form again tonight, lost in a strange web of narcotics and lies…
It was the perfect night for romance in the deep, oily dark hallways of Mordorwarts School of Magic and Blood.